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英语谚语大全（英汉互译版）Geniusisnothingbutlaboranddiligence天才不过是勤奋而已。Giveadogabadnameandhanghim众口铄金积毁销骨。Godhelpsthosewhohelpthemselves自助者天助。Goldwillnotbuyanything黄金并非万能。Goodforgoodisnatural,goodforevilismanly以德报德是常理以德报怨大丈夫。(manly有男子汉气概的,高尚的)Goodhealthisoverwealth健康是最大的财富。Goodmedicineforhealthtastesbittertothemouth良药苦口利于病。Goodwatchpreventsmisfortune谨慎消灾。Greatbarkersarenobiters好狗不挡道。Greathopesmakegreatman伟大的抱负造就伟大的人物。Greatmindsthinkalike英雄所见略同。Greatmenhavegreatfaults英雄犯大错误。Greatmen’ssonsseldomdowell富不过三代。Greattreesaregoodfornothingbutshade大树底下好乘凉。Greatwitshaveshortmemories贵人多忘事。Greedyfolkshavelongarms心贪手长。Guiltyconsciencesmakemencowards做贼心虚。Habitcureshabit心病还需心药医。Handsomeishewhodoeshandsomely行为漂亮才算美。Happinesstakesnoaccountoftime欢乐不觉时光过。Happyishewhoowesnothing要想活得痛快身上不能背债。Happyisthemanwholearnsfromthemisfortunesofothers吸取他人教训自己才会走运。Harmset,harmget害人害己。Hastylove,sooncold一见钟情难维久。Healthisbetterthanwealth健康胜过财富。Healthishappiness健康就是幸福。Hearallparties兼听则明。Heavenneverhelpsthemanwhowillnotact自己不动叫天何用。Heisafoolthatforgetshimself愚者忘乎所以。Heisagoodfriendthatspeakswellofusbehindourbacks背后说好话才是真朋友。Heisawisemanwhospeakslittle聪明不是挂在嘴上。Heislifelessthatisfaultless只有死人才不犯错误。Heisnotfittocommandothersthatcannotcommandhimself正人先正己。Heisnotlaughedatthatlaughsathimselffirst自嘲者不会让人见笑。Heiswisethatishonest诚实者最明智。Heknowsmostwhospeaksleast大智若愚。Helaughsbestwholaughslast谁笑到最后谁笑得最好。Hesetsthefoxtokeepthegeese引狼入室。Hethatclimbshighfallsheavily爬得越高摔得越重。Hethatwillnotworkshallnoteat不劳动者不得食。Hewhodoesnotadvancelosesground逆水行舟不进则退。Hewhomakesconstantcomplaintgetslittlecompassion经常诉苦没人同情。Hewhomakesnomistakesmakesnothing想不犯错误就一事无成。Hewhorisksnothinggainsnothing收获与风险并存。Historyrepeatsitself历史往往重演。Honestyisthebestpolicy做人诚信为本。Hopeforthebest,butpreparefortheworst抱最好的愿望做最坏的打算。Icannotbeyourfriendandyourflatterertoo朋友不能阿谀奉承。(flatterer奉承者)Ifamandeceivesmeonce,shameonhimifhedeceivesmetwice,shameonme上当一回头再多就可耻。Ifyoumakeyourselfanass,don’tcomplainifpeoplerideyou人善被人欺马善被人骑。Ifyourearsglow,someoneistalkingofyou耳朵发烧有人念叨。Ifyourunaftertwohares,youwillcatchneither脚踏两条船必定落空。Ifyousellthecow,yousellhermilktoo杀鸡取卵。Ifyouventurenothing,youwillhavenothing不入虎穴焉得虎子。Ifyouwantknowledge,youmusttoilforit要想求知就得吃苦。Industryistheparentofsuccess勤奋是成功之母。Itisbettertodiewhenlifeisadisgrace宁为玉碎不为瓦全。Itiseasiertogetmoneythantokeepit挣钱容易攒钱难。Itiseasytobewiseaftertheevent事后诸葛亮好当。Itiseasytoopenashopbuthardtokeepitalwaysopen创业容易守业难。Itishardtopleaseall众口难调。(又作:Tastesdiffer)Itisnevertoooldtolearn活到老学到老。Itisnousecryingoverspiltmilk覆水难收。Itisthefirststepthatcoststroublesome万事开头难。Itistheunforeseenthatalwayshappens天有不测风云人有旦夕祸福。Itistoolatetogrievewhenthechanceispast坐失良机后悔已迟。(grieve悲痛,伤心,忧伤)Itneverrainsbutitpours不鸣则已一鸣惊人。Ittakesthreegenerationstomakeagentleman十年树木百年树人。Jackofalltradesandmasterofnone门门精通样样稀松。Judgenotfromappearances人不可貌相海不可斗量。Justicehaslongarms天网恢恢疏而不漏。Keepgoodmencompanyandyoushallbeofthenumber近朱者赤近墨者黑。Killtwobirdswithonestone一箭双雕。Kingsgomad,andthepeoplesufferforit君王发狂百姓遭殃。Kingshavelongarms普天之下莫非王土。Knowledgeispower知识就是力量。Knowledgemakeshumble,ignorancemakesproud博学使人谦逊无知使人骄傲。Learnandlive活着为了学习。Learningmakesagoodmanbetterandillmanworse好人越学越好坏人越学越坏。Learnnotandknownot不学无术。Learntowalkbeforeyourun先学走再学跑。Letbygonesbebygones过去的就让它过去吧。Letsleepingdogslie别惹麻烦。Letthecatoutofthebag泄漏天机。Liescanneverchangesfact谎言终究是谎言。Lieshaveshortlegs谎言站不长。Lifeisbutaspan人生苦短。Lifeishalfspentbeforeweknowwhatitis人过半生方知天命。Lifeisnotallroses人生并不是康庄大道。Lifeisnotalwaysabedofroses生活未必都是称心如意的。Lifewithoutafriendisdeath没有朋友虽生犹死。Likearatinahole瓮中之鳖。Likeauthor,likebook文如其人。Likefather,likeson有其父必有其子。Likeforlike一报还一报。Likeknowslike惺惺相惜。Likemother,likedaughter有其母必有其女。Liketeacher,likepupil什么样的老师教什么样的学生。Liketree,likefruit羊毛出在羊身上。Littlethingsamuselittleminds小人无大志。Lookbeforeyouleap摸清情况再行动。Lookersonseemorethanplayers当局者迷旁观者清。Losersarealwaysinthewrong胜者为王败者为寇。Losttimeisneverfoundagain岁月既往一去不回。Loveatfirstsight一见钟情。Lovecannotbecompelled爱情不能强求。Loveisblind爱情是盲目的。Loveisfulloftrouble爱情充满烦恼。Loveisneverwithoutjealousy没有妒忌就没有爱情。Loveme,lovemydog爱屋及乌。Makehaywhilethesunshines良机勿失。Makeyourenemyyourfriend化敌为友。Manisthesouloftheuniverse人是万物之灵。Manproposes,Goddisposes谋事在人成事在天。Manyhandsmakelightwork众人拾柴火焰高。Manyheadsarebetterthanone三个臭皮匠赛过诸葛亮。Manythingsgrowinthegardenthatwereneversownthere有心栽花花不发无心插柳柳成荫。Measureformeasure针锋相对。Misfortunesnevercomealone祸不单行。Misfortuneteststhesincerityoffriends患难见真情。Moneyisn’teverything钱不是万能的。Murderwillout纸包不住火。(又作：Truthwillcometolightsoonerorlater)Mysonismysontillhehasgothimawife,butmydaughterismydaughterallthedaysofherlife儿子婚前是儿子女儿终生是女儿。Natureisthetruelaw天行有常不为尧存不为桀亡。Necessityisthemotherofinvention需要是发明的动力。Neverfishintroubledwater不要混水摸鱼。(Fishintroubledwaters浑水摸鱼,趁火打劫)Neverjudgefromappearances不可以貌取人。Neversaydie永不言败。Nevertoooldtolearn,nevertoolatetoturn亡羊补牢为时未晚。Newwineinoldbottles旧瓶装新酒。Nocross,nocrown不经历风雨怎么见彩虹。Nogardenwithoutitsweeds没有不长草的园子。Nolivingmanallthingscan世上没有万事通。Nomancandotwothingsatonce一心不可二用。Nomanisbornwiseorlearned没有生而知之者。Nomaniscontent人心不足蛇吞象。Nomaniswiseatalltimes聪明一世糊涂一时。Nonearesoblindasthosewhowon’tsee视而不见。Nonearesodeafasthosewhowon’thear充耳不闻。(turnablindeyeto视而不见turnadeafearto置若罔闻)Nonewsisgoodnews没有消息就是好消息。Noonecancallbackyesterday昨日不会重现。Nopains,nogains没有付出就没有收获。Nopleasurewithoutpain没有苦就没有乐。Norosewithoutathorn没有不带刺的玫瑰。Nosweetwithoutsweat先苦后甜。Nosmokewithoutfire无风不起浪。Nothingbrave,nothinghave不入虎穴焉得虎子。Nothingdriessoonerthanatear眼泪干得最快。Nothingintheworldisdifficultforonewhosetshismindtoit世上无难事只怕有心人。Nothingisdifficulttothemanwhowilltry世上无难事只要肯登攀。Nothingseek,nothingfind没有追求就没有收获。Nothingissonecessaryfortravelersaslanguages外出旅行语言最要紧。Nothingistobegotwithoutpainsbutpoverty世上唯有贫穷可以不劳而获。Nottoadvanceistogoback不进则退。Nottoknowwhathappenedbeforeonewasbornisalwaystobeachild不懂世故幼稚可笑。Nowayisimpossibletocourage勇者无惧。Obedienceisthefirstdutyofasoldier军人以服从命令为天职。Observationisthebestteacher观察是最好的老师。Offenseisthebestdefense进攻是最好的防御。Oldfriendsandoldwinesarebest陈酒味醇老友情深。Oldsinmakesnewshame一失足成千古恨。Onceamanandtwiceachild一次老两次小。Onceathief,alwaysathief偷盗一次做贼一世。Oncebitten,twiceshy一朝被蛇咬十年怕井绳。Oneboyisaboy,twoboyshalfaboy,threeboysnoboy一个和尚挑水喝两个和尚抬水喝三个和尚没水喝。Onecannotputbacktheclock时钟不能倒转。Oneeyewitnessisbetterthantenhearsays百闻不如一见。(eyewitness目击者,见证人hearsay谣言,传闻,道听途说)Onefalsemovemaylosethegame一着不慎满盘皆输。Onegoodturndeservesanother行善积德。Onehourtodayisworthtwotomorrow争分夺秒效率高。Oneman’sfaultisotherman’slesson前车之鉴。Oneneverlosesanythingbypoliteness讲礼貌不吃亏。Oneswallowdoesnotmakeasummer一燕不成夏。One’swordsreflectone’sthinking言为心声。Outofdebt,outofdanger无债一身轻。Outofoffice,outofdanger无官一身轻。Outofsight,outofmind眼不见心为静。Patienceisthebestremedy忍耐是良药。Pennywise,poundfoolish贪小便宜吃大亏。Plaindealingispraisedmorethanpracticed正大光明者说到的多做到的少。Pleasetheeyeandplaguetheheart贪图一时快活必然留下隐祸。(plague折磨,使苦恼,使得灾祸)Pleasurecomesthroughtoil苦尽甘来。Pourwaterintoasieve竹篮子打水一场空。(sieve筛,滤网,不会保密的人)Practicemakesperfect熟能生巧。Praiseisnotpudding恭维话不能当饭吃。Praisemakesgoodmenbetter,andbadmenworse好人越夸越好坏人越夸越糟。Preferlosstounjustgain宁可吃亏不贪便宜。Preventionisbetterthancure预防胜于治疗。Pridegoesbefore,andshamecomesafter骄傲使人落后。Promiseisdebt一诺千金。Proverbsarethedaughtersofdailyexperience谚语是日常经验的结晶。Pullthechestnutoutoffire火中取栗。Putthecartbeforethehorse本末倒置。Putyourshouldertothewheel鼎力相助。Readingenrichesthemind开卷有益。Readingistothemindwhileexercisetothebody读书健脑运动强身。Respectyourself,ornooneelsewillrespectyou要人尊敬必须自重。Romeisnotbuiltinaday冰冻三尺非一日之寒。Sayingisonethinganddoinganother言行不一。Seeingisbelieving眼见为实。Seekthetruthfromfacts实事求是。Sendawisemanonanerrand,andsaynothingtohim智者当差不用交代。(errand跑腿：为完成某一项特殊任务通常是为他人而走的一段路差事：这种短途旅行的目的或意图)Setathieftocatchathief以贼捉贼。Shortaccountsmakelongfriends好朋友勤算账。Somethingisbetterthannothing聊胜于无。Soonlearn,soonforgotten学得快忘得快。Soonripe,soonrotten熟得快烂得快。Speechissilver,silenceisgold能言是银沉默是金。Stillwaterrundeep静水常深。Striketheironwhileitishot趁热打铁。Successbelongstothepersevering坚持就是胜利。(persevering坚忍的,不屈不挠的)WasteorSaveFather:Oh,Jack,youhavesleptawaythewholemorningDon”tyouknowyouarewastingtimeJack:Yes,DadButI”vesavedyouameal,haven”I浪费还是节约父亲：噢杰克你又睡了一上午。难道你不知道你这是在浪费时间吗？杰克：我知道爸爸。可我还给您节省了一顿饭呢是不是？WhyIsHeHowlingDentist:PleasestophowlingIhaven”teventouchedyourtoothyetPatient:Iknow,butyouarestandingonmyfoot!他为什么喊牙医：请你不要再喊了！我还没碰你的牙呢。病人：我知道可是你正踩着我的脚呀！CanwehaveourteacherbackOnceasuperintendentofschoolswasvisitingathreeroomschoolOneroomwasverynoisy,sothemangrabbedatallboywhohadbeenstandinguptalkingHetooktheboyintoanotherroomandstoodhiminthecornerFiveminuteslater,asmalllboycameoutofthefirstroomandsaid,”Whencanwehaveourteacherback”能让我们的老师回去吗？有一次一位督学去视察一个只有三间教室的学校。一间教室非常吵闹因此督学抓住其中一个正在站着说话的人把他带进另一间教室并让他站在墙角。五分钟以后一个小男孩从第一间教室走进来问道“您什么时候能让我们的老师回去呢？”ExpensivePriceDentist:I’msorry,madam,butI’llhavetochargeyoutwentyfivedollarsforpullingyourson’stoothMother:Twentyfivedollars!ButIthoughtyouonlychargedfivedollarsforanextractionDentist:IusuallydoButyoursonyelledsoloud,hescaredfourotherpatientsoutoftheoffice昂贵的代价牙科医生：对不起夫人为给您的儿子拔牙我得收二十五美元。母亲：二十五美元！可是我知道您拔一颗牙只要五美元呀？牙科医生：是的。但是您儿子这么大声地叫唤他都吓跑四位病人了。TheAbsentmindedProfessorAbsentmindedProfessor:Heavens!Someonestolemywallet!Wife:Didn’tyoufeelahandinyourpocketAbsentmindedProfessor:Yes,butIthoughtitwasmine心不在焉的教授心不在焉的教授：天哪！有人偷了我的钱包！妻子：你难道没感觉到一只手伸进你的口袋？心不在焉的教授：感觉到了可我还以为那是我的手呢。GreatEventTeacher:WhatgreateventhappenedinLittleWilly:AbrahamLincolnwasbornTeacher:CorrectAndwhatgreateventhappenedinLittleWilly:AbrahamLincolnhadhisthirdbirthday重大事件老师：年发生了什么重大事件？小威利：亚伯拉罕林肯诞生。老师：正确。那么年发生了什么重要事件呢？小威利：亚伯拉罕林肯过他的三周岁生日。TwoAttorneysTwoattorneyswentintoarestaurantandorderedtwodrinksThentheybroughtoutsandwichesfromtheirbriefcasesandstartedtoeatTheownermarchedoverandtoldthem,”Youcan’teatyourownsandwicheshere!”Theattorneyslookedateachother,shruggedtheirshouldersandthenexchangedsandwiches两个律师两个律师走进一个餐厅要了两杯饮料从包中拿出三明治开始吃起来。餐厅老板走过来警告说“你们不能在这里吃自己的三明治。”两个律师对看了一眼耸耸肩然后交换了手中的三明治。ExcitedRemarksOurson,atageoffive,hadafascinationformotorcyclesThesightofonewouldalwaysbringforthsquealsofdelight,accompaniedbyexcitedremarksofLookatthat!Lookatthat!I’mgoingtohaveoneofthosesomeday,hisdad’sresponsealwayswasNotaslongasI’maliveOneday,whileoursonwastalkingtoalittlefriend,amotorcyclepassedbyHeexcitedlypointeditouttotheboyandexclaimed,Lookatthat!Lookatthat!I’mgettingoneofthoseassoonasmydaddies激动的话我五岁的儿子对摩托车有强烈的爱好。只要看见一辆摩托车他就会高兴得哇哇直叫并激动地说：瞧这辆！瞧这辆我总有一天也要有一辆。他爸爸的回答老是只要我活着你就别想有这玩艺儿。一天我们的儿子跟他的小朋友在说话有一辆摩托车开了过去。他兴奋的指着摩托车叫道瞧这辆！瞧这辆！等我爸一死我就要有这样一辆摩托车了。对不起本店不找零钱AfriendandIwerestandinginlineatafastfoodrestaurant,waitingtoplaceourorderTherewasabigsignposted”Nobillslargerthan$willbeaccepted”Thewomaninfrontofus,pointingtothesign,remarked,”Believeme,ifIHADabilllargerthan$,Iwouldn’tbeeatinghere”中文翻译我和一个朋友在快餐店排队订餐那里很醒目地写着不接受超过美元的大钞（请自备零钱）。我们前边的一个女士指着这个牌子对我们说：“上帝保佑如果我身上有超过美元的话我一定不会在这儿吃饭！”对不起本店不找零钱AfriendandIwerestandinginlineatafastfoodrestaurant,waitingtoplaceourorderTherewasabigsignposted”Nobillslargerthan$willbeaccepted”Thewomaninfrontofus,pointingtothesign,remarked,”Believeme,ifIHADabilllargerthan$,Iwouldn’tbeeatinghere”中文翻译我和一个朋友在快餐店排队订餐那里很醒目地写着不接受超过美元的大钞（请自备零钱）。我们前边的一个女士指着这个牌子对我们说：“上帝保佑如果我身上有超过美元的话我一定不会在这儿吃饭！”同学们：今天我们聚集在这里就是预备在今年如火的夏季打一场漂亮的胜仗就是预备在今年最金黄的秋天收获我们最大的梦想。这是我们距那场战役还有天的时候的希望我想也应是我们全体师生的誓言。三年来我们摸爬滚打与困难斗争与时间赛跑。在无数次的锤炼中我们的同学凭着自己的毅力和实力在通往高考的路上慢慢地走出了雄师的雏形。但这只是一个雏形还有天的考验才能让我们变成真正的雄师。我相信天的考验决不能阻挡我们向目标挺进的步伐。九百多天我们从风雨中走来了我们踏过书山坎坷我们渡过学海茫茫让我们再用天的勤奋来迎接命运的撞击我相信一定会撞出闪亮的火花！作为你们的老师我们有幸陪大家一同走过了你们生命中最亮丽的青春花季。我们愿意记住每一张灿烂如花的笑脸和那些阳光遍地、书声朗朗的早晨。在天的时间内我们也许会对你们有更苛刻的要求更艰苦的训练更严厉的批评或许有时仍然令你们难以接受但我们相信大家能够理解因为我们所做的一切都是为了让你们能够有所作为为了让你们在高考的战场上能够出类拔萃。！同学们漫道年年岁岁花相似须知岁岁年年花不同。我相信今年花胜去年红今日拼搏的汗水必将化为明日的灿烂之花。我坚信今年六月的硕果会更加飘香六月的笑脸将更加灿烂。最后预祝同学们每次模拟考试都能够取得优异的成绩预祝今年高考再创新辉煌！学生誓词：我宣誓：我将唤醒所有潜能我要凝聚全部力量我要用顽强的拼搏打造理想我要用无悔的汗水浇灌希望凭激情实现梦想靠实力铸就辉煌！梦想已经张开了翅膀雄心与智慧将在此刻闪光。慢慢征途我们已经整装待发起跑线上我们磨拳檫掌。我们有昂扬的斗志前进的脚步谁也不能阻挡我们有必胜的信念逐鹿高考我们一定名题金榜！！一直努力一定成功！一直努力一定成功！一直努力一定成功！班主任总结：同学们一个实际的行动胜过千万誓言只说不做的人永远只能是思想上的巨人行动上的侏儒。只有把誓言付诸行动雷厉风行的人才有资格受到命运的垂青。我们不要过前一秒誓言铮铮后一秒安于沉寂的生活！我希望大家将宣誓的精神与自己溶为一体使之成为自己行动的主宰生命的灵魂而不是仅限于口头上的弘扬歌颂思想上的无动于衷。谁都会偶尔发脾气郁闷偶尔懈怠也会偷偷小懒这时坚守信念的人会不由自主地想：“马上就要高考我忍一忍算了。”这个决定是行动灵魂发出的指令是那样的平淡自然没有理由没有缘故一切出自天然我们就要这样将奋斗的信念溶于自己每一次呼吸每一次举手投足。去奋斗我们不加思考去努力我们不用理由。一切出自本能。一切出自天然。希望这次宣誓的每一个字词都嵌入我们每一个人的心灵深处在通向六月的征途上时时刻刻激励我们：坚持到底永不放弃！高考冲刺天宣誓誓词为了人生的理想为了父母的期待为了老师的嘱托天我郑重宣誓：一心应考决不分心竭尽全力努力拼搏自主调节提高效率回顾反馈融会贯通注重细节分分必争永不放弃高考必胜！天冲锋的号角已吹响时不我待！天决战的序幕已拉开全力以赴！天我自信我成功！天我努力我能行！天我一定会创造奇迹！天我能行！天我会赢！我一定能赢！

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