英语幽默小短文

添加时间：2013-10-16

Snorer 瞌睡者

The preacher was vexed(生气的) because a certain member of his congregation(集会，圣会) always fell asleep during t……[查看全文]

添加时间：2013-09-27

英语幽默：Five Months Older大五个月

Five Months OlderThe Second World War had begun, and John wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years o……[查看全文]

添加时间：2013-09-05

I want a nightmare 想做坏梦

Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, “Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today'……[查看全文]

添加时间：2013-07-17

可是老师哭了

The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled(被宠坏的) . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hard……[查看全文]

添加时间：2013-07-12

会说话的钟

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. What is th……[查看全文]

添加时间：2013-06-27

总感到口渴

Always Thirsty”I had an operation,” said a man to his friend, “and the doctor left a sponge in me.””That's ……[查看全文]

添加时间：2013-06-26

How to Become Rich 如何致富

Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father…….[查看全文]

添加时间：2013-05-28

Boy, Oh Boy 让人无奈的孩子

When they're together, my five-year-old son and his cousin tend to cause mayhem. one Saturday, I put my foot……[查看全文]

添加时间：2013-05-22

How to Become Rich 如何致富

Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father…….[查看全文]

添加时间：2013-05-20

情人节的梦

One night just before Valentine's Day a woman had a lovely dream about a beautiful necklace.When she woke up……[查看全文]

添加时间：2013-05-15

Divorce 离婚

A husband and wife, both 91, stood before a judge, asking for a divorce. “I don't understand,” He said, “Wh……[查看全文]

添加时间：2013-04-24

Little Old Lady 小老太太

A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following h……[查看全文]

添加时间：2013-04-16

让你立刻成为焦点的八句幽默语录 哪个妞污，那个妞污！  ngn5.com

幽默的方法很多，一句话的幽默，你能辨析出来么?1. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most peop……[查看全文]

添加时间：2013-04-13

结婚的烦恼

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.Boy: It's very……[查看全文]

添加时间：2013-04-10

Brave Rats

Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about(吹嘘，炫耀) their bravery and toughness.The first says, “……[查看全文]