英语幽默短剧剧本

AprilFool’sDay

N: Many years ago, on April 1, a body had birth. His father called him “foolman”, nobody like him except his mother. How time flies!

F: Mum, I’m eithteen years old, so I will leave this family.

Mum: All right, but please see me at times. This is a bottle of drink, a piece of dry bread. Remember: take good care of yourself, bye!

N: He came to a forest, and met an ugly man.

U: Hello! I’m very hungry and thirsty, could you give me something to drink and eat, please?

F: Ok, here.

U: Oh, thanks very much! Now, I will go. Oh, this stick is for you, it will bring luck to you. Good luck!

N: The foolman reached a restaurant, the boss had two daughters, they found the stick very brightly.

D1: Oh, how beautiful it is! I want it, it’s great!!! （上前抓木棒，却被粘在上面） Oh! Dear! I can’t leave it! （吃惊地）

D2: Sister, what are you doing there? Do you want this stick yourself? No, I will get a part of it! We are parent’s daughters, I must get a part of it like you! （走向木棒）

D1: Don’t come! Don’t come! It’s dangerous!

D2: You can come, so I can come, too! （也被粘在木棒上） Oh, my god! What’s wrong with me?

D1: What a pity!

N: Foolman didn’t mind at all, after the meal he took the stick leave the restaurant. Of course, two girl followed him. In the field they met an old scientist.

S: Oh! Terrible! You two girls follow a boy. How silly of you! I will take you back home, and take the boy to the police station. （抓stick ,也被粘住） Oh! Bad luck! Terrible!

N: A few days later, they got to a strange country. The king had a daughter, but she never smiled or laughed.

King: Who can make her smile or laugh, she’ll be his wife.

F: Let me try , Perhaps I can.

N: Then they went to see her. She saw foolman and his friends laughed and laughed.

k: Ok, you make her laugh, now let us look at your 生辰八字. Which day is your birthday?

F: April 1.转自：

K: Oh! What a great boy! Do you know my country’s name? Let me tell you: it called “Fool World”! Very suits you, right?!

N: The result is ――The follman lived happily with his wife until they died. That is why we now have a holiday called : “April Fool”.

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